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A man goes to the dentist. The dentist notices a lot of corrosion, and asks if anything has changed in his diet.
"Yes, actually, hollandaise sauce. My wife made some asparagus with it and I got hooked. I put it on everything now."
"Ah yes, it is very acidic. Here is what we are going to do. We have to put in a chrome plate."
"Chrome? Why chrome?" he asks.
"Well, everyone knows there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

Your not an engineer by any chance are you?

Your not an engineer by any chance are you?

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.