I heard this a while back. I think the guy that did it was Garrison Keeler.
An Architect, a Structural Engineer and a Civil Engineer start discussing which of their disciplines God used to design the human body.
The Architect says: God is OBVIOUSLY an architect. See how he designed the human with symmetry and gracefulness.
The Structural Engineer says: God is OBVIOUSLY a structural engineer. See how he designed the bones and muscles to allow strength yet flexibility.
The Civil Engineer says: You are BOTH wrong. God is OBVIOUSLY a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipe through a perfectly good recreational area?
An Architect, a Structural Engineer and a Civil Engineer start discussing which of their disciplines God used to design the human body.
The Architect says: God is OBVIOUSLY an architect. See how he designed the human with symmetry and gracefulness.
The Structural Engineer says: God is OBVIOUSLY a structural engineer. See how he designed the bones and muscles to allow strength yet flexibility.
The Civil Engineer says: You are BOTH wrong. God is OBVIOUSLY a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipe through a perfectly good recreational area?
May all your dimensions be the sum of their total.
